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Postby jamesmj » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:06 pm

I am decided to collect some marijuana jokes.
If you have any Weed Jokes you would like to continue here.

Here my joke:

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".

100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?
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Postby sinkavsmj » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:56 am

Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!

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Postby mjguru » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:14 pm

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

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Postby USSRdejavu » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:22 pm

Hi, all
Ok. One joke from me, hope mans understand it

Confucious Quotes

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who have women on ground have piece on earth.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.

Как это было
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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:41 am

Ok, the iPhone isn't expensive people. The cheapest AT&T has right now is $99. My parents make good money and it shouldn't be a problem. What is a problem though is that stupid mandatory $30 data plan that must be paid every month and there's no way of escaping it. What do you think I can do?



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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:01 am

Hi! Im going to the us, and buying an iphone. I wanted to know what the easiest way to unlock an iphone is. StealthSim? Anysim? Can I just go to a cell store and have it unlocked? Thanks!



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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:06 am

What is the difference between the Iphone first generation and the iphone 3G? I know this sounds stupid but how do I know which one I have? My husband bought it for me in February.. Isn't the new one the 3GS? I am so confused now!!!! I want to buy an otterbox and now I am not sure which one I have to buy the correct size box. Apparently there is a size difference...



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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:37 pm

I got the BlackBerry Storm few days ago and I hate it! So I want to switch to Iphone 3G or Iphone 3GS. But I have to cancel my account, and that costs about $200 at Verizion I think.. What can I do to get the Iphone 3G without having to pay $250 or any other ideas I could do to stop using BlackBerry Storm and switch to Iphone 3G/3GS?



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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:40 pm

California passed a law that prohibits the use of cellphones while driving so I need to get a bluetooth headphone. So what is the cheapest I can get that is compatible with iPhone?



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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:35 pm

I am about to buy a iPhone but it has a broken sleep button. Does anyone know how to fix that? Thanks!



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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:35 pm

My aunt gave me her iPhone to use and I wanted to buy some apps for her on my account. Is that possable?



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Postby clogy » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:44 pm

The iPhone is currently in recovery mode. Can anyone give me the best website to fix it?



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Postby clogy » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:09 am

I can seem to get ringtones to work through the store, so is the anyway for me to hack my own songs not purchased through the itunes store and add them to my iphone? (step by step instructions would be much appreciated) Thanks



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